quotations about coffee
It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel ... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.
GABRIEL BA
Daytripper
I'm just waiting to see if my coffee chooses to use its powers for good or evil today ...
ANONYMOUS
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
EDDIE IZZARD
attributed, The Mammoth Book of Great British Humour
Only thing worse than bad coffee is bad cold coffee.
JERRY TRAVIS
The Black Widow
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
ANONYMOUS
My birthstone is a coffee bean.
ANONYMOUS
Coffee time
My dreamy friend
It's coffee time
Let's sing
This silly
Little rhyme
And have
A cup of coffee
NATALIE COLE
"Coffee Time", Still Unforgettable
I don't need to drink coffee to be awesome. I'm already awesome. But it's more fun when I'm awesome and awake.
ANONYMOUS
He was my cream, and I was his coffee -- and when you poured us together, it was something.
JOSEPHINE BAKER
attributed, Remembering Josephine
Coffee is the common man's gold, and like gold,
it brings to every man the feeling of luxury and nobility.
Where coffee is served, there is
grace and splendor and friendship and happiness.
All cares vanish as the coffee cup is raised to the lips.
SHEIKH ABD-AL-KADIR
In Praise of Coffee
The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.
ORHAN PAMUK
My Name is Red
Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.
EARL WILSON
attributed, Java: How to Program
While it is true that even bad coffee is better than none, the difference between good and bad is the same as between one cent and ten thousand.
ROSEANE M. SANTOS & DARCY R. LIMA
An Unashamed Defense of Coffee
I put coffee in my coffee.
ANONYMOUS
Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
CHRISTOPHER FRY
New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962
Coffee offers connoisseurship at a good price, without pretension.
KENNETH DAVIDS
Coffee: A Guide to Buying
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
ALFRED RENYI
attributed, My Brain Is Open
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH
attributed, Chicken Soup for the Coffee Lover's Soul
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume.
JOHN VAN DRUTEN
The Voice of the Turtle
The aroma of coffee is a return to and a bringing back of first things because it is the offspring of the primordial. It's a journey, begun thousands of years ago, that still goes on.
MAHMOUD DARWISH
Memory for Forgetfulness